Private Dining Companion

House Rules:

1. Do no harm
2. Be kind always
3. No hard drugs
4. Alcohol & cannabis in moderation
5. Clean all your smelly bits. All! Oral hygiene too.
   Butt stuff? *Click here first*
6. Private means private: no cameras, no gossip, no reviews
7. Cancelations:
   <24 hours pay 50%
   Same day, pay 100%
8. Cold? Flu? COVID? Wait 14+ days
9. Nazi Punks Fuck Off
10. Behave badly, I walk — no refund.
    (This includes rule 5 violations & weapons.)