Private Dining Companion

A Grateful Plateful


  • Dinner out & dessert in – $1200
  • Dinner & dessert in-suite – $1500
  • Breakfast in bed – $2400
    (overnight)
  • Greater PNW, multiple days & fly me to you – Bespoke

A Dollop of Trollop


  • Businessman's lunch – $1000
    (up to three hours)
  • A nosh – $800
    (up to two hours)

Select flavor profiles


  • Hellenic viticultural discussion for returning gents – add $200
  • Additional specialties for returning gents – Bespoke
  • Eastside incall – add $200
  • Couples at discretion – x 1.5
  • Two gents at discretion – x 2
Client pays for meals.

A small deposit assures my availability. Depending on the situation, I might also need travel money.

I would love to visit you at your luxury hotel or vacation rental. Maybe at your home, depends. Or, I can host at a discreet apartment on Capitol Hill. To host on the Eastside, I need advance notice.

US Dollars, cash or Bitcoin. Up front, naturally. I do not keep change on hand.

Want me to visit your city? Invite me, darling!

Looking for something special to do in Seattle? I have ideas.